australia of the overstatement

y'know... true blue to the core

where aussie battlers are the salt

and diggers won the war

and we always win the ashes

our swimmers never sink

we've got nothin' much between our ears

we pay ad agencies to think

so if ya got a catch-cry

which advertisin' will possibly worsen

if ya drink and drive mate

you may be a bloody person

so you're a husband and a father

who needs to take a test

and you've always been responsible

and you work and do your best

and you like to have a nice cold beer

to cool your body down

to relax and get along right home

after a productive day in town

it's insulting to a person

to be called an idiot lare

even savants are spared the tag

out of respect and inverted care

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